The following is given as a specimen of contemporary “flapdoodle.”
When fell corruption’s bands conspire
To legalize injustice dire;
To rob a people, brave and free,
What shall resist the Tyranny?
To counteract the vile intrigue,
The God of truth upraised THE LEAGUE,
When grasping Tyrandsgreedy elves
Make laws which but enrich themselves;
Who shall their power and force withstand,
And stay the ‘curst oppressor’s hand?
THE LEAGUE!the people’s chosen band,
Shall stay the curst oppressor’s hand.
Tho’ meddling Dukes of vast renown
Would cast a noble people down;
(The silly tribe affect affright,
Tho’ proxies* fill their pockets quite.)
THE LEAGUE shall lead (as soon ‘twill be)
A people firma people free!
What boots it, that we laurels gain
On crimson’d field, or on the main,
If selfish senators befool us,
If the domestic spoilers rule us?
THE LEAGUE on such has kept its eye,
And Registration is the cry.
When a “bold peasantry” decys;
When want creeps in a thousand ways;
When tenant farmers struggling hard
Thro’ toilsome years getno reward.
THE LEAGUE will rescuecome what may;
Nor care they for the landlord’s bray.
When drooping trade declines its head;
When starving thousands cry for bread;
When sorrowing age seeks death’s kind gate,
And children wail their helpless fate.
THE LEAGUE must to the throne appeal,
While millions cry “RepealRepeal.”
Names which were once the nation’s blight,
Fair York and Lancaaster**unite;
Old feuds forgottennow their pride
Is to march onward side by side.
THE LEAGUEtheir boasttheir hopetheir joy;
Pure sterling ore without alloy.
When clouds hung o’er the drama’s name,
What gave to Covent Garden Fame?
When Stage, Pit, Gallery, Boxes, all
Echoed each voice at Freedom’s call;
THE LEAGUE supplied each honour’d name
That gave to Covent Garden*** fame.
“Give us our daily bread” pray we;
“Stop, stop,” cries vile monopoly,
“Before you wants are well supplied,
For all my sons you shall provide.”
THE LEAGUEthe monster doth expose,
And burns a torch beneath its nose.
ALBIONthy wrongs shall disappear;
SCOTIAhold onbe of good cheer;
ERINthy griefs removed shall be,
Justice, tho’ late, shall visit thee.
THE LEAGUE doth its assistance lend;
Of none the foeof all the friend.
‘Ere long, fair knowledge will unfold
Her ample pagebrighter than gold;
Ere long, the Laws which tyrants used
Shall yield to those which Heaven diffused.
THE LEAGUE shall then its work have done,
And all rejoice o’er victories won.
Ye powers divinewho care for all
That breath on this terraqueous bll,
FREE TRADE and every blessing give!
“O teach the nations how to live!”
Still shall EACH LEAGUER’S motto be,
“Justice, Love, Peace, Humanity.”
* When this ballad was written, the Lords might vote by proxy, and a minister, or his opponent, might, and did, produce enough (either to gain or lose a measure) of votes from Peers who were too lazy to attend.
** The counties of york and Lancaster were very early in the field in espousing the cause of the Anti-Corn-Law League.
*** The “National Anti-Corn-Law League Free Trade Bazaar,” held at Covent Garden Theatre, May 8, 9, 10, 12, 1845.